This is sweet. However, I think I’m more amazed that Godzilla knows how to knit.

“...I’m not I’m not the enemy of people that really care about the Black lives, but I’m apparently the enemy of the terrorists and the Marxists that are running this organization.”

I’ll be honest, I had no idea until I saw that movie how talented Gwynne was. My only experience with him up to that point was watching “The Munsters” as a kid and nothing in what he was given hinted at the range he was capable of pulling off.  I was quite shocked.

“He claimed that the new cases have been low and steady until now—which is not true—and went on to subtly blame The Youths™ for the increase in new cases.”

C’mon, let’s be honest here. How many of us would be totally comfortable with Marie Kondo and her TV crew coming to our place without notice? I think I’ve had at least one nightmare about that. I’d probably be questioning all the choices I’ve made in my life leading up to that point within 10 minutes of her ringing…

Her first name isn’t Kelly, but technically, she qualifies:

I don’t think you’re considering the context of the conversation immediately prior to him propositioning her.

Every time I see a movie where someone running around in skin-tight shiny hotdog skin:

Shouldn’t Hannity be thrilled by this? His Dear Leader, not more than a month or so ago, was “wondering aloud” about injecting disinfectant.

“...Tomei debuted as Aunt May, she was 52, which is perfect to be “mom age” of a high school boy...”

Is this an LSAT question?

I don’t care about reaching across the aisle to those people. They’re vile and the sooner they hear it the better as long as it’s AFTER the election. What I want is their complacency. If you call someone vile, you rile them up. You may even spur a few of them to the ballot box to vote against you when they may have…

I’m going to take a random guess and say it’s the documents that prove the sodomy charge that got Moscow Mitch discharged from the army in 1967.

Maybe he likes the taste of boots.  I’m not going to judge, but maybe that’s his kink.

“There are probably anywhere from 10 to 15 percent of the people out there that are just not very good people...”

If Soros had a nickel for every time a conspiracy loon thought his name, the man would easily be the world’s first trillionaire.

Chris Evans welcomes an open dialogue to hear all sides:

George Soros must be the busiest man on Earth. Between running a global child sex slave ring and undermining “thriving democracies” like the US, it’s a miracle he still has time to kill Seth Rich (personally, of course, do it yourself if you want it done right) and make out with every single liberal on the planet in…

This part is rich:

Is it? I ask because there have been two cases I can remember off the top of my head in which two women (one was a minor at the time so I guess girl) in two separate incidents who were tried and convicted of being the cause of their boyfriends’ suicide because the boyfriends had histories of depression and the women…