Man, I would give anything for a reporter to ask Cheeto to turn to “Two” Corinthians...

He’s definitely lying about it. He’s just using it as a distraction to burn through yet another news cycle of rage and confusion while they quietly clear out all the governmental accountability departments not completely beholden to them. It’s a shame people aren’t on to his schtick by now...it’s only been 3 years... …

Karl Rove is high on the list of people who, if they died today, I would not be at all sad.

I want to ask him what today’s weather is like on Arrakis...

Honestly, if I were a coronavirus and another virus told me to take a long, good look at Trump’s body because I was about to become intimately familiar with it, I’d probably say “nah, I’m good; he’s immune to me and my kind for all eternity”.

I eagerly await the declaration that love has, yet again, died.

Nothing except the law, but I’m all for changing that...

I’m assuming this evidence will be forthcoming soon since it’s being brought to you by the same people who have Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate.  I’m sure it’ll be any day now...

Oh God...I wish I had that when a former colleague was still around...

Has love died yet again?  It’s hard to know considering how many times it’s claimed to have passed away.

“But it’s not a war that will be fought predominantly by scientists and medical personnel. It’s a war in which Trump wants to draft every American, as he revs up a plan to “reopen” the country, despite warnings from public health officials that doing so too early could prove disastrous.”

In the sage words of one our greatest philosopher-queens:

I, like millions of others, watched Tiger King and I walked away with two conclusions. First, this country is packed with crazy people and second, all the main tiger people were terrible, awful people I wouldn’t trust with a rusty nickel, much less the welfare of a big cat.

I don’t necessarily think that Navarro is a dumb man; I think he thinks we’re dumb and that he can float any outlandish lie and we’ll believe him because he’s so “important”.  The problem with that is that it only works with Trump’s base who are well-known for their allergic reaction to objective truth and reality.

I’m not convinced that the knows how the scientific method works...

I’d say we’re on the micro-transactions phase where you have to pay to get anything...

Seriously, there are plenty of pretty people with money I don’t hate. It’s her caustic mix of dangerous ideas and influence that I hate.

That’s usually just after they decide to do a deep dive into religion as if they have something new to say about it. This country dove into religion like a mofo in the 80s so I’d say we’re at the stage where everybody knows it’s over except the people in the show.

“At 2pm, during my afternoon jog, I spotted two morons having sex by the woodlands in South Norwood Country Park,” the jogger told the Sun, adding that the scene was “disgusting.”

Competency makes the rest of that administration look like ass-clowns; it really stands out just how clueless everyone else is. I wouldn’t want to have to be the follow-up act at a physics symposium after Einstein gives a lecture either.