Where to begin..?  It’s like eating a turd sandwich, I guess:  It really doesn’t matter how you start; you’re not going to enjoy it and the ending is going to be the same no matter what.

“The Turning Point USA sponsored event was reportedly infiltrated by members of the fringe far-right group America Firsters, who believe that the Trump administration has been hijacked by immigration softies and globalists.”

I set up my Facebook account more than a decade ago, but I had never posted to it beyond the initial setup until June of 2018 to announce that my daughter had graduated from college.  Frankly, I went back on forth to even post that.  I don’t see any reason to post anything out there and I don’t think it’d be any kind…

I do that quite often with donuts.  I just don’t want to have to go through a stack of napkins by wiping after every bite.  That being said, I’ve never gone at a donut like it was a hot wing...

I hope this isn’t at all herb-related...

Don’t forget to tip your waiter!

About 6 months if the divorce goes smoothly.

Oh my God, they’ll be salivating! “Can’t we have both?” will be their rallying cry.

It’s bad enough being a doormat, but Trump’s doormat? Trump’s dumber than a bag of hammers and he outwitted you. C’mon Jeff, have some respect. Where’s your sense of decency? Have you no honor? I know true honor is something a craven bootlicker like you are unfamiliar with, but I guarantee you’ll like it if you give…

“she reiterated, “We stand by the transcript.””

I hear she hangs out with Kim Possible and they take down villains during free period.

Was it really, though? I haven’t seen the video in question, but I don’t recall any buzz for the size of Ray J’s tool.

A GoPro is also sweat and moisture resistant which is...umm, helpful...in that type of work.

By “White Power” he was referring to the scope and breadth of influence the main character in “Breaking Bad”, Walter White, had on the meth trade in Albuquerque and the wider American southwest. The rise and fall of such an iconic character is something any bootstrap-y temporarily embarrassed millionaire can identify…

It was probably asking for it. Did you see how it was just making itself available out in the open like that?

“...shitty drivers with large vehicles are used to getting away with not looking where they are going. They probably regularly clip curbs and roll on grassy medium without too much consequence and don’t expect to suddenly find their wheels in the air.”

I can’t tell what he’s saying since it’s a gif file, but I can tell he had a really (ful)filling knuckle-sandwich for lunch.

If I had a meal ticket, I’d be genuinely concerned about it as well.

Hopefully, she’ll follow her father and become Prison Woman.

“...her friends don’t expect her to move back to New York after she’s done with Washington...”