It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

Sen. Graham needs to smile more.

It’s been a rough few years.  But i work full time, i own my own (brand new!) home, and my cat still likes me... so i just keep on keepin on.

I would love to see what the dog that runs out of the store does next. 

As a straight, white male, I recognize the privilege that I was born into. I’ve never pulled a “#notallmen” out of my pocket on women of Splinter or Jezebel because that’s not constructive, and it’s not how to be the best ally I can be. And, frankly, I’m sure I’ve engaged in “locker room talk” in my younger days that…

America. ARE YOU LISTENING? Long live the roundabout. I for one look forward to the day we have “magic” roundabouts.

“I just want a fair process where I can be heard,”

Boy, the toadstools come out quick after a big rain down there. 

Hi, North Carolinian here who’s been doing some relief work down East over the last few days. Like all natural disasters, this one has a political character, and will disproportionately affect those less well-off. In Eastern North Carolina, that means Black and Latinx people will bear the brunt of Florence’s impact —…

Obligatory... 

“He’s reaching for his bootstraps! I think he’s gonna pull out a knife!”

Pretty sure that’s the Brexit proposal.

kid is special.  keep that one. 

Dialogue between me and my four year old.

#11 Next White House Spokesperson - With Suckabee stepping down soon, Benito Tangerini will need a new mouth piece to lie to the American people every day on his behalf. This is a demanding job that requires nerves of steel. Shelby qualifies since she had the nerve to shoot and kill and unarmed man, and the caucasity…

“he faces charges”

He also briefly faced the sky, on-coming traffic, and ultimately a tree. 

He only feels this way because he has daughters and a wife and a sister and a mother and some female friends and he lives in the real world. Otherwise he’d feel just like those other guys.