I’m already a little scared of Kelly as Chief of Staff. We’ve been getting by okay because the Trump Administration spent all day infighting and trying to suck their own cocks, apparently. Message discipline, precision, and a military culture might make them get better at pushing their agenda.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

Wagons are the most perfect body style.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style?

SOMETIMES SNACKING IS A CHORE AND IT’S HARD WORK AND SOME OF US SWEAT BUT WE SNACK THROUGH THE DISCOMFORT BECAUSE SNACKING IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

My dad voted for him. My dad is also a spiteful son of a bitch.*

Ah, looks like the the procedure to change the dome light bulb.

VlaDon?

Colloodling?

Probably subterfuge, this is a travel system for space and the moons

710 fluid FTW

A lager drink

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

I imagine the Captain is at least thinking “I’m drifting a town! Beat that Ken Block!”

*Eurobeat intensifies*

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Calling all Raptor owners:

It really helped me understand that 5 percent number when I heard someone say that the NRA is not an organization for gun owners but an organization for gun manufacturers.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?