Cisco-Kid
Cisco-Kid
Cisco-Kid

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

I imagine the Captain is at least thinking “I’m drifting a town! Beat that Ken Block!”

*Eurobeat intensifies*

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Calling all Raptor owners:

It really helped me understand that 5 percent number when I heard someone say that the NRA is not an organization for gun owners but an organization for gun manufacturers.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Why do people think that an old lady in a tube top is a law enforcement officer?

Either way, we all know it’s just a rebadged bagel.

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

Absolutely sickening that these women cave in to misogynistic Islamist pressure to cover their heads.

But the EMALS!

The soft rubber on the ignition key :)

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

Your car shouldn’t have been dressed like that if you didn’t want it to be stolen.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

I’m surprised that a V6 was able to do that much damage to a London home. Are you sure it wasn’t a V2?

The rules will change ever bloody month for the next five years. Enjoy it, seriously, because when they hit their teens they will pretty much want nothing to do with you.