Fly, yes. Land, no.

“He thought it was weird, however, that that part *did* mention him.”

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Lift.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

Rachel, you posted THE gif. Not anything to add except you the woman!

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

Thanks everyone

The Bronco’s been discontinued. We’re trying to shed that whole “fugitive on the run thing.” This is the Escape!

As the manager of a Ford dealership, I will give the first 50 Bronco buyers a a free case of apple juice. You know, because OJ will kill ya. Hahaha... thanks, I’ll show myself out.

If your Subaru is woody after four hours, see your doctor.

Sprucebaru Logacy Oakbark

The Miata people are going to come after you, but only in twos.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

“Chewie! You spilled all the words! Fuck it, *publish*.”

Time for auto manufacturers to do hippo tests alongside moose ones.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

There is another alternative: