Time for auto manufacturers to do hippo tests alongside moose ones.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

That glass ceiling looks nice and intact.

There is another alternative:

Well, I learned that you can spell “asstap” with Passat today. Wow, what a time to be alive!

Biden/Powell 2020!

We need a car that has experience in taking on the best from around the world and winning.

I’m going to sound like one of those feminists without a sense of humor in 3, 2, 1....

I took the test and I got this

This video would have been greatly improved if the trunk was filled with 12,000 Mentos.

Stop with the auto play ads! Please! I can’t surf Jezebel at work any more cause the damn ads play by themselves.

Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

Wait until they find out she doesn’t have to answer to their subpoenas.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

This is important because so many people encourage kids to hug or kiss people they might not want to - whether it’s an adult or other kid. I mean. The intent is not bad, it’s cute or charming.

Parkplatzhundkocher.

Pope For A Day

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

imo Obama is more of a Galadriel