What do you know?!? Ricky Bobby was actually telling the truth!

Toyobaru Priapism.

That’s probably my dad and he’s probably sitting there complaining to my mom about how she didn’t tell him exactly where to turn even though they’re using GPS with the volume turned up to “instant hearing damage.”

Having more lanes doesn’t always make traffic flow better, especially when the onramps are pointed the wrong way. Meanwhile, leaving the other direction open for emergency vehicles is a good idea.

I like where his head is at and I like where his heart is at, but we need to move away from calling Trump bad because he’s mentally ill.

Musk’s

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

I picked a hell of a week to debate Hillary Clinton.

So, the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss?

You left off duct tape as well.

My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you’re gonna die.

Crown Victoria.

Triangle train, triangle train

Portrait mode. Typical of someone who wants to ignore everything on either side of him.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

Don’t mind if I do!

Most, not all. Bob Costas came to fuck.

Plus, that is most assuredly NOT Sunkist.

Wow, that was so fragmented and yet enthralling in it’s bizarre brutality, for a moment I thought I was reading a David Mamet play.