Here’s what Patrick Stewart will actually look like in 2024.

While the pro-vaping assumptions that vaping is harmless, seems kinda foolish and merits thorough investigation, I don’t think we should be outright shutting it down.

Let people vape until we can research just how bad it is on the lungs. It may be bad, but it can’t possibly be worse than the tobacco smoke alternative.

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Musk’s

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

I’ll just leave this here.

YEEEEEEEHAW!

I picked a hell of a week to debate Hillary Clinton.

Wells Fargo should buy Mylan and Theranos, and rename the combined entity “WHealth Fargo” or, better yet, call it “Fargo Fuckyourself”, which lends itself better to a nice ad jingle.

So, the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss?

You left off duct tape as well.

My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you’re gonna die.

Crown Victoria.

Best Star Trek GIF EVER!!!

And Morgan Freeman.

Triangle train, triangle train

Are those pants? I’m sorry, probably not the takeaway I was supposed to get out of this, but wow.

Portrait mode. Typical of someone who wants to ignore everything on either side of him.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

The lesson the studio learned is that if they don’t pay for it directly, one of the people they are already paying anyway will pay for it.