“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Either of these overgrown parodies of classic small cars:

I imagine that Plymouth Prowler and PT Cruiser are already here so Chevy SSR

It’s a race of who can google this image fastest:

The yearning I have for this car is so unreasonably strong that I literally cannot express it properly with any words in the English language.

A classic Land Cruiser.

How has this not been brought up yet?

The old Fiat Multipla had a weird greenhouse.

One of these, floating a few inches from the ground? Nothing can top that.

The Mach 5 everyone.

The Herkimer Battle Jitney from Mystery Men

A) Michael Knight was not a superhero.

Stealthy as a Romulan Warbird!

Millennium Falcon duh.

Danger Mouse’s flying car.

If they are really concerned about safety, they should have a B pillar, or at least doors.

Even Google knows CVTs are shit.

After going away for a while, Chevy brought the Camaro back with a vengeance.

Step 5: Raise the ride height, give it a name like Macho TrailCock.

It’s the shaamp-on-ya of cars.