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Wagons/Estates. They are just about the most useful vehicles you can buy. We need more of them.

Because how the heck do you explain to someone that this is a Subaru?

To be the ultimate 90's vehicle, it would have to:

and Ford Explorer

My MR2 with a built-in Keurig so I can brew fresh coffee while I'm stuck in traffic.

Westy Vanagon, you can just turn around and cook some food while you wait for the traffic to move.

More wagons.

Mandatory driver training in order to obtain a license. Seriously. Most Americans do not know how to drive a car safely.

I would like to see one or all of the following:

> 700 hp

Google's Driverless lil punkin. The future of your commute.

Duracell kicked in, yo!

I was doing motor noises with my mouth to compensate.

I didn't know heads could be turned by squealing, plowing ahead in a straight line and flopping around like a dying fish.

I think Jon Stewart taking over for Kilborn is probably just a biiiiiit higher.

But I understand the sentiment. She's great.

Counterpoint:

Paris Hilton owning an LFA is one of the greatest crimes against carmanity.

runner up...

Justin. Beiber.