That cat has had enough of this twee Juno bullshit.

It should just be called "The Answer."

The Porsche Dentist

Dodge

Diesel range extender.

I wouldn't even want to sleep with Batman. Can you imagine him trying to talk dirty in that voice of his? Plus there's a better than average chance he cries during sex. Plus there's a better than average chance of getting killed by a supervillain if you're anywhere near him. Too risky. I would rather get access to…

Brute force approaching need development and testing too.

This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...

And we, as the American public, have a right to ignore her because her whole schtick is bullshit.

Honda Fit Si?

Mazda2

Plastics.

That wasn't fightin, baby. The Juke just likes it rough.

We meet again, my old friend.

Youabian Puma

This might not be so popular among Jalops, but: check your mirrors when turning right to avoid killing bicyclists. Bicyclists are dicks more than often but this poses a real danger that can be avoided easily.

Use the zipper merge. When approaching a lane closure, take turns. One person in the open lane goes, followed by one person in the closing lane, then one in the open lane, and so on. Ze Germans are masters at this and lane closures on Ze Autobahn cause a LOT less traffic backup than they do on US highways.

Welcome to 1985. The movie: "Real Genius".

"Pardon my jorts." This is officially becoming part of my vernacular.

"Trust us dude, it's gorgeous!"