One lady yelled at me about how Disney was mean to babies because we don't allow strollers in the queues. I believe her exact words were "ALL BABIES ARE DISABLED, NONE OF THEM CAN WALK."

It does make sense, to me. And I was wearing this:

A moonroof is always worth the extra money.

Here's the full clip from 'The Midnight Special'

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

"did you drive your car last night sir?"

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Manual Transmissions!

Convertible Minivans.

This isn't really weird but I thought that I'd share it because I finally had an experience that made me better understand what women have to deal with every day.

OMG I GOT THIS MESSAGE TOO! Seriously.

So, It comes in Black?

possibly a line of children's books?

I can't help but imagine what Mr. Delorean would have cooked up had the whole drug conspiracy never happened. It would have been awesome, as long as engine choices got monumentally better as well. To live in an alternate, stainless steel universe...

Carbon Motors. There has just got to be a market for this thing. Police use their vehicles differently than normal civilians, yet have almost always relied on modified civilian cars. I never understood why these didn't take off.

I had a Chevy Caprice Classic just like the one the DC Snipers used.

Neon SRT4

My grandmother once special-ordered a Plymouth Belvedere wagon with a 426 cubic inch V8 and a manual gearbox. It was pale yellow and she called it "daffodil." It's weird when your grandmother is more Jalop than you are...

Daffodil looked a bit like this, but yellow-er: