White guys: stop it.

Heated seats. The wife loves them. I hate them, my ass is hot enough as it is.
Powered seats.
Power drivers side mirror (I use the power passenger side when lining up with the curb).
Automatic wipers

HER NAME IS CHELSEA. HER NAME IS CHELSEA. FIX YOUR HEADLINE, JEZEBEL.

Notably, they also misspelled it on the Neon, calling it "Expresso" which makes it event worse.

Dick rolled?

Better tires. The difference between the cornering performance/feel of my humble Fusion with the original tires from the factory vs. the Eagle GTs that I replaced them with is astounding. Tires should always be your first move.