Groucho Marx once said “I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member”.

As much as I want to see more Downton, I love how it ended: Edith is married to a Marquess, and Mary is married to a used car salesman. Brilliant!

Guccizilla?
Guccizilla.

The only surprising thing in this article was this line:

But maybe the cops were uncivil?

I just had a thought... If the trend continues of a financial impact against white people recorded while being racist jerks, what do you think the long term result will be?
a) White people will stop being racist jerks in public, or
b) Recording, uploading, or sharing video of (white) people against their will becomes…

...yet another white woman who initiates microaggressions against black people...

Hidden Message about some beverage:

“There was no hidden message.”

Clearly, the whole problem could be resolved if everyone was driving the correct (ie “my”) speed. (Well, except for the guy matching my speed in my blind spot. He needs to back the F off.)
Everyone else is either an idiot or a maniac.

Guess a broken clock works twice a day, eh?

The only thing more rare than the truth on Fox is a correction/apology. Truly a banner day for them to have both at once!

I’m surprised US Ambassador Richard Grenell wasn’t there to offer him a ride home.

When life gives you Citroens, make Citroenaide a mess of it, the wall and the gate.

I would always sing “Hello, Dali!” every time either of us entered the room. Dogs usually love that, but it would annoy the crap out of everyone else.

Exactly right.
Sessions has been wrong and/or evil with 99% of the crap he’s done here. Recusing himself from the investigation was the one thing he got right.

He already said what the crime will be - he’s going to shoot someone on 5th Ave in broad daylight.
The only question now is whether it will be Cohen or Rudy...

This was Trump Jr’s actual defense of his Russia meeting. Yes, he was hoping he’d get dirt by working with Russian government officials, but he didn’t actually get dirt, so therefore no collusion.

I asked my sister to make me a shirt like that once...

In all fairness, mental health is only raised when the shooter is white. Other shooters are terrorists, animals, or thugs, depending on specific skin tone.