As an American, I'd have to say Audi.com. (Actually, Audi.de) If I want to look at any of the interesting models that I might actually want to buy, I have to deal with the site in German.

I'll stew my own go-juice, thank you very much.

I noticed that, too.

Herkimer Battle Jitney.

I love the "thumbs up" at the end.

On 128/95 N in Massachusetts. All thru traffic gets funneled to a single lane with a tight loop that regularly rolls sleepy truckers.

That's actually a problem with the bumpers of that era - a 20mph impact carries a lot of kinetic energy. If the damage isn't visible from the outside, then it might mean that the energy is absorbed/dissipated elsewhere in the car's frame.

MiB modified Ford Crown Vic, in the Manhattan midtown tunnel.

I've always wanted to get into the snow-plow business....

And how will Spock deal with being TWO of the last of his kind, in the wake of their apocalypse?

Obvious euphemism is obvious.

A car named after one of the biggest personal-security failures in American history? Maybe not.

I had a car that said this. Well, it expressed this sentiment, but in different language. The word it chose to use was "Hybrid" but the message was equally clear.

Liquor stores in MA are closed on Memorial Day, too. Keep going until you hit New Hampshire. (Grab me a case while you're up there, could ya?)

Why did you turn?!?!?

I love how they start the video with "white balancing" inside the garage, then blow the exposure all to hell by pulling out into the desert sun and driving in circles.

The Internet isn't a truck. It's a series of tubes.

Internet = time machine?

I had 2 major head-first falls in my pre-helmet days - one on the road, one on a trail. My older brother almost lost an eye from a fall.

US: import, please.