I am a woman, I often wear fancy complicated lady clothes, and I can be in and out of the bathroom in 2.5 minutes. And I always wash my hands. Taking longer than a few minutes, particularly when there are multiple people waiting, is just rude. Your hair looks fine. Your makeup looks fine. If you have a phone call to…

Sigh...

Neville Longbottom appreciating thread!!!

"He's a lad and loves getting stuck in with the banter – especially giving Medhurst stick for being a posh public schoolboy."

V IS FOR VISITOR.

I'm talking about bathrooms that are single use. And to be clear, I'm a woman and the reason I'm asking is because I need to use the bathroom.

I'm not exactly on board with naked yoga but I am one of those ppl who randomly breaks into yoga poses. Sometimes you are just dying for a specific stretch and you have to do it! It feels so good!

I had hoped this post would be about what ladies are doing in public restrooms, because I need to know why I always have to wait 20 minutes for some women to use the bathroom at a bar. What could possibly be taking that long?! Some of these bathrooms don't even have mirrors or places to hang your purse. What's…

• Turn sink on for cat

Not making a list (fuck the police). I take 10 minute showers that includes all of that stuff. I really hate that cliche, that women take so long in the bathroom. My boyfriend will sit on the toilet for 35 damn minutes reading reddit and I'm the one who gets blamed for hogging the bathroom? Oh hail no.

Usually, I'm just checking to see if my human face is still in place. Wouldn't want my naturally scaly green skin to show up at an awkward time...

No, bad at analogies guy, bras are literally underwear. It's a whole other article of underwear that men don't have to buy. That doesn't mean it's not underwear. Women have to buy (at least, not counting hose) twice as much underwear as men, and it costs more than twice as much. No one's forcing dudes to buy sexy…

BWAHAHAHAHA shutthefuck up until you've gone bra shopping

I think this particular dress is ugly, but I am ALL for the cheap wedding dresses. I don't give a fuck that everyone else is also getting married in the same dress. This expectation that one must go into debt to get a ridiculous, expensive "princess" dress that you'll only wear for ONE day of your life is insane.

Here's a secret: Any dress is a wedding dress if you get married in it. Boom. Take that wedding industry! That's how I only spent $30 (in 1990) for my wedding outfit: By not giving a shit about labels. My friend recently spent about $150 for her wedding dress the same way. And she looked gorgeous and was super…

Also, basing a society on what constitutes boner bait has yet to work out well.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE NATHAN FILLION WITH A KITTEN

I swear no one prior to the late 19th or early 20th century was able to draw cats in an accurate, non creepy way. The pigeon looks like a normal pigeon. The cat looks like Mickey Rourke.