Agreed. At the very most, it's an unfortunate phrasing. But the pun is clearly meant to be "escape gravity" as opposed to "slave escape."

The Denver Post one doesn't seem all that racist to me. They probably made the pun in reference to escape velocity rather than escaped slaves.

What a bunch of parasites.

Maybe they didn't report career aspirations because, I don't know, they are children who don't really need to have career aspirations yet.

Really though? Are you sure?

My Barbie rode a giraffe, glued her hair into a mohawk, and sometimes left her baby in the microwave oven. I failed to live up to the potential she set for me.

Yeah, wth, where's my Castle Grayskull?

Any woman who looks like Barbie is dead because her bodily proportions are impossible to have.

I tend to agree. My Barbie always played basketball or battled Skeletor, and now as a grownup I do neither.

Well. . .yeah? It's still just a doll, a passive toy, no matter what sort of accessories you give it. Far better that you buy your daughter a toy doctor's bag. That's how you play doctor, not dressing up a doll to look like a doctor.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!!! I keep trying because people are so adamant that falafel is delicious. And it just is not. But I bet I try it again because my friends are tricksters.

The only reason I haven't done Fried Green Tomatoes is that they're too easy. They, like all tomatoes, are fucking disgusting, though.

I always feel like falafel is supposed to taste better. But every falafel I've gotten has not been good. Like it's fried too hard and it's too dry.

Does Proverbs 31 really deal with who should or shouldn't be piloting aircraft?

I didn't read the whole thing. But with around 7 billion people in the world who the hell thinks that we are "short mothers"?

Welp. Time to take up Satanism.

ALL MEN TURN INTO BOB SAGET IN HEAVEN

Well, they've already shot down my theory that Ted is actually Zeus and the children have no mother but instead sprung fully-formed from his skull. So I'm open to anything at this point.

Maybe Ted talked her to death, Brenda Chenowith-style.