Ugh, yes. In the final relationship of my 20s, I thought I was *such* a cool girlfriend because I tolerated the dude putting me as a low, low priority even when we were living together after years together. Never again.

Seriously, what the actual heck? Anything with which Bob Fosse was involved should automatically get bumped ten places higher.

God, what a terrible movie. It's in my top (bottom?) five list of the worst movies of all time, along with PCU, Kill Bill, Jim Carrey's Grinch, and Rent.

I've got no scientific evidence, but she's got preternaturally soft fur and always has (she's been on the stuff since she was a few months old, really). Seems like humans have much more lustrous hair and stronger nails when they're healthier, so hey, why not cats?

I'm usually so busy avoiding Union Square from Thanksgiving to New Year's, I had no idea this was going on! Maybe I will brave the screaming throng to check it out, this year.

Heck yes. My cat chows down on this stuff and has the softest coat in the dang world:

I wouldn't say I regret having had all that casual sex so much as I was angry that the dudes were incompetent at it.

Is this happening in retaliation for all those homeless people the other states are shipping to us in CA, instead of actually helping them?

What a badass mom! Now, is there some way to come down on the employers who fire their employees for something as harmless as taking a single topless photo for personal use? That level of sexual scrutiny is absurd.

Is it true that they don't have burritos in New York?

I've read something about some people being genetically predisposed to a trait that makes cilantro taste horrible. I'm so glad I am not one of those people. If that's a real thing. Is that a real thing? I mean, how the heck else could someone hate cilantro?

Seriously, we're in burrito country. We don't need pizza.

Heck yes. Or just head to the bottom of the Mission and get some Zante's, direct from heaven.

Oh good God YES.

I've been told you can make a lighter out of the tampon by jamming a razor blade inside it and sticking it in an electric socket.

Oh, man. A guy-friend of mine "lost" his girlfriend to her coach, during college. Woman was in her late 40s and came over to the house they still lived in together, for dinner. So awkward - but at least the girl was over eighteen!

Bahaha classic mom moment.

We had to watch a video where a girl waited at an abortion clinic and a glowing ball of light represented the zygote - and it was voiced by freaking JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS - as it begged, "Please mom, don't kill me!"