I went to an all-girls school, so we were naturally separated for sex ed, but when I was across town at the boys' school for choir, some panicked little freshmen ran up to ask "Did you KNOW...?!" after they'd had a particularly horrifying session of sex ed. Turns out they learned the same crazy lessons that childbirth…

I think my teacher didn't believe in lesbian sex because she just couldn't imagine what they DO.

Same here. Ugh.

I found out maybe halfway through college that a few girls had been pregnant under our overly-modest graduation dresses. It was totally hush-hush in those hallowed, Catholic halls.

"See this fresh piece of packing tape? Look how sticky it is when I slap it on my arm. Now, each successive time I stick it on my arm, it gets weaker and more worn out and gets covered in nasty, dead skin cells. This is what it's like when you have sex with two many people. You just get all worn out and it matters…

Bring back those ads for Jergens that said it would make our skin less alligatorish, not more sexy. I don't use lotion to be sexy. I use it to look less like the Cryptkeeper.

My man always leaves the lid open and I just know I'm going to accidentally fling something valuable in there, one of these mornings. It is my destiny.

What's up with that? They never seem to actually want an answer. There's no opportunity to offer them one.

UGH, that drove me crazy when I used to date a relentless yapper. His female friends were all fellow yappers and would block me out of conversations. I wasn't going to sink to their level of rudeness and start yelling mindlessly when I was supposed to be listening to other people talk.

YES! Everybody, try this recipe RIGHT NOW:

All right, 3-2-1 - let's JAM.

It's for especially morbid kids. And it holds up - I just watched it again (I'm in my early 30s) and it was a blast.

I grew up loving Beetlejuice and Heathers. Mermaids was a pretty nifty one for adolescents, not that kids are watching it nowadays.

Yah, one of the kids in my family was a totally ugly baby and toddler and I can't picture actually enjoying talking about that. I know I've stated it in some context or another (not to the kid or his immediate branch of the family!), but it wasn't for fun & gossip.

I like or dislike babies on an individual basis, as I do with adults and dogs. I don't really understand blanket love or hatred for any of these on a collective basis.

I tend to shake their hands and ask, "...and what line of work are you in?"

I am afraid to speak ill of that creature for fear it will find me and eat my skin.

Fact.

Thanks for the tips - sounds like yours was a blast.

Same here. He is still the spandex-clad Pirate King in my mind.