Oh man, I got engaged a week ago and I'm already trying to figure out what's the least amount of wedding I can get away with - without making my family miss out on whatever it is people get out of weddings.

Oh my goodness, I need to ask my niece what she's going to wear as my flower girl! I might have to talk her into the dealie-bobbers, myself. WORTH IT.

I'm usually the one with the allergy and tend to wear just a tiny amount of an unassuming scent, but I once tried Armani Mania (not a great perfume) and my roommate got all up in my face and quietly snarled at me that she couldn't stand it and that "It makes. Me. SICK." That was some Lucius Malfoy B.S., right there.

Heck yah.

Mine's about 60% cheap lip glosses, 20% bobby pins, and 20% "just in case" OTC meds that will expire years before I cull them from my makeup bag.

SO COOL. You are going to be the life of the party.

OH man, now I wish I'd gotten it together to be the Sugar Plum Fairy. I've never been something scary & seems like it'd be a lot of fun.

No shit. I got my Louise Belcher bunny hat and little green dress in the mail in like August.

Nifty ideas. I keep wanting to do a scary ballet costume but I'm afraid the ancient Russian tribal maidens from Rite of Spring could get mistaken for "Sexy Squaw." Maybe if I actually put some thought into it, I could make it look more decisively Russian.

Aww, it's NEVER the merman.

That poor woman! Implants will only fix your problems if your problem is simply that you want to fill out a bigger bra. It's true.

I grew into mine, too. My sister convinced me it was gigantic so I grew up disliking it, then developing big-nose pride, then realizing it wasn't actually big - or at least at that point, my face had caught up with it. I still love big noses even if I don't really belong to the club. haha

It's coupled with the most distressing knowledge that they could write you off all over again if you get a bad dye job or wear the wrong shoes too many times. Horribly precarious position to be in.

God, fuck people who suddenly treat a person completely differently when she changes her appearance. Those shallow asshats can go straight to hell.

White people ought to sit their kids down to watch 1930s movies so they can see what a messed up tradition they're keeping alive when they choose to wear these awful Halloween costumes. It seems like a lot of people lack a basic understanding of what minstrel shows were and how cruel it is to remind people of those…

Yah, the best costume I've seen lately was this amazing Inspector Gadget with helicopter-hat. The cosplayer was black. Nobody was like "WTF is he supposed to be?" They all said, "Wow, that's a killer Inspector Gadget costume."

Seriously. You see it all the damn time in cosplay. There are inoffensive ways to dress as a different race or gender : just skip the makeup.

Dude INVENTED mind games.

And boy, did those characters have faults. Scarlett, Rhett, and Ashley are all perfectly awful people. Which makes them interesting to watch.

Flambé it in rum! Wheeee!