Is anybody really pissed that a woman raped a man on The Mindy Project a couple of episodes ago, and the dude got in trouble? I don't care how much you dislike James Franco - that shit was inappropriate.

Ah, okay. I haven't read the interviews because Zzzzzzzz.

That explains why I named about five Ken dolls "Michael."

So, you're furious at a model for modelling, because at the time you first heard of her, she was acting instead?

My own Barbies were pretty tame (they once got me in trouble by visiting a nude beach), but my obligatory pervy friend kept that Barbie Dream House shakin' day and night.

The magic answer is to go to really, really hipster clubs, where people are too full of disdain to even look at each other. Or goth clubs - same deal. I couldn't even get guys to dance with me if I went all Betty Boop at them. Ah, heaven.

I was told - quite sincerely - to leave room for the holy ghost. It was the highlight of my prom, actually. My date was mortified.

I am convinced that at least a third of the adult population isn't toilet-trained. My dance studio's in an old building where you have to make the Herculean effort to hold the toilet handles down for a few seconds when you flush. They all overflow, the first week we get a new class of college kids. See above re their…

Damn straight, sister.

Unless it's a public restroom, and then girls be PAINTING the stall walls with that stuff.

I think if I ever tried Spanx, I'd be worried that being caught with them would lead to one of those dreadful "you are beautiful the way you are" lectures. Thus, they would be deftly hidden at all times.

Who knows. I've been running on the assumption that he's making twice as much to do similar work. Because penis.

Truth. I'm unhappy about my job because they hired some idiot dude for a new position above mine, instead of promoting me to it. I had to train him and everything.

Yup yup... but for the short time that the actress who plays Britney had her own pair of bolt-ons, they put her in costumes that showed them off constantly - but pretended like nothing had changed...

I think it's usually garment tape when the dress defies gravity and you see that weird little shine in the middle of the cleavage. Though the knockers are definitely plastic - she didn't have them during season one of "Glee" and the accompanying bikini/lingerie magazine spreads.

Yah, shared teachers had a lot of trouble remembering my name.

Eh, I'd say we lastborns accomplish less because we grow up permanently & preëmptively grounded as fallout from our elder siblings' shenanigans. Nobody even notices us until we get to college - if then. Firstborns, on the other hand, get baby books full of Really Important Firsts, and aren't punished/stifled/shunted…

He hasn't called a female celebrity a FAT, UGLY SLORE in quite some time...

I admire and applaud your dedication to glamour.

I figured she was only going after dudes who are way hotter than she is, getting rejected, then acting like there are no dudes to be had - all while obtainable dudes abound, possibly asking her out.