@newkidpresh: Yeah sorry! Didn't mean to imply snark when I totally agree with you.

Ok, knowing that they don't do this every five seconds (which it kind of looks like in the video) makes it less miserable, and more adorable.

@macherieamour: THIS IS AMAZING.

@JinxyMcDeath: You seem to imply that the victims are somehow sullied in their purity of Good Victim-ness because they want monetary compensation. I don't like it.

@newkidpresh: I think wanting to make public the names of victims of child pornography and sex abuse is more than pernicious, it's evil.

@Pierce Nichols: There are already rules in place about making the names of victims of child sexual abuse public.

@Interrobanging: "I wouldn't want my mom to feel like she failed me because she didn't breastfeed me and that's how that term makes me feel."

@HeartRateRapid: The patriarchy.

@Kenyakarma: That's exactly what I was thinking.

@Queenjulie: Libman. But I know that Tupperware makes them, and so does Rubbermaid. And the Rubbermaid ones have removable bottles, and you can buy extra—so you can have one bottle for hardwood, one for kitchen linoleum, etc.

!! I hope the post wasn't joking about vinegar and baking soda because IT REALLY WORKS. It's the best cleaner ever. You can use vinegar and it kills germs and it cheaper and won't make your cat throw up if he licks the floor.

@titania1285: I think there needs to be a distinction between the crazy-pants athleticism of throwing people in the air (!!!) that's really part of the competitive side of cheering, and the aspect that's about cheering for the boys. I know that athletic, competitive cheerleaders are true athletes, and hardcore as…

@AtomicBeerMan: I'm against state sanctioned capital punishment of all kinds.

@dianaross: Holy shit! I can't believe you survived that psychological terrorism and have become the obviously sane person you are today. I feel like if that happened to me, I'd have done some crazy Heathers-style violence and end up in jail. I get stabby just thinking about this shit.

@AtomicBeerMan: Cheerleading is more complex than pretty girls sexy dancing for manly boys.

@ilovejuice: I am finding myself asking similar questions. Like, how the fuck could the school board—the principal?—the coach?!—do this bullshit?

@Seattle-Kitten: I don't think having three cats is really a good idea, especially since we also have a big dog and live in an apartment.

@Cimorene: We couldn't take him inside without knowing if he had his shots or was sick or anything, but it was so cold and he looked like an inside cat who'd gotten out, so we let him into the fairly spacious hallway/staircase. Our upstairs, cat-loving neighbor went around the neighborhood asking about it, and figured…

A stray cat came up to my partner and I as we were coming getting home late at night last week. It kind of looks like one of our cats, and he sort of came up and started doing the slutty rubbing-against-your-legs thing that cats do when they want you to love them. And purring. And just generally being adorable.

@Erin Burr: If you were writing a paper on the English Romantic poets, you could even use opium and call it research.