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I’m not sure if you’ve been to these tracks - specifically, Barbagallo and Surfer’s Paradise street course - they are really not that well prepared for Super Trucks. Sure, there’s only so much you can do, but they haven’t even achived the level of “We did what we could.”
For example, there’s occasions on the SPSC where

You say that, but I ain’t the guy going around claiming to have watched people die racing, die in the stands, so on, and tried to use that as an excuse for not halting races on tracks that aren’t adequately prepared for them. If you’re looking for someone with issues, buddy, are you sure you didn’t mistake a mirror

Well, so far we’ve had “So what, just don’t watch any sport, you go watch a race you might as well just expect that you might die so who cares that the tracks are underequipped to safely run this series”, and some other rando claiming that it’s all histronics. It looks like my notifications are going to be a bit

“This concept may be hard for you to grasp, and that’s fine.”

This one shouldn’t be for you - If you care more about a race than about people’s lives, no matter how many words you try and throw at it, you’re still a piece of shit, no matter how much you whine about being called a sociopath and accuse people of

But are the places they race actually properly prepared for the safety risks they introduce?

Judging by one of his proposed defences - as revealed by the WSJ - being essentially “No, people who wrote and enforce the laws against this sort of thing, you are totes wrong, and it’s not actually illegal”, I get the feeling that he literally didn’t even know he was committing a crime. Either that, or he did know,

Not a long story, but a crazy one - driving in shifts with a few mates, and carrying a bunch of extra fuel and supplies, we once drove my clapped out old van from Brisbane to Perth across the middle of Australia - an equivalent distance of NY to LA in a nearly straight shot - in two and a bit days, call it three days

Almost certainly, but I chose to ignore that fact for the sake of the joke.

You forgot the most important one - Make sure you actually read the script before signing on for the third film.

Oh, another excellent example of the Autopilot Double Slit experiment!

I miss that guy’s videos. I wonder what happened to him in the end?

This phrase was commonly used in Ireland, Britain, and Australia.

Oh, I don’t know, I’m looking forward to the Jeremy Clarkson beat-em-up minigame.

It took you that long to come up with “I know you are, but what am I?” for the psudeo-intellectual set? Get the fuck outta here. If that argument was any more childish, you’d try to fuck it.

in lame man’s terms, more intakes than exhausts means less dust. more exhausts than intakes means more dust.

Not really, because of the mitigating factor - I’m openly disgusted with the idea, rather than trying to defend someone, say it’s not creepy, etc.

Of course, if you think that knowing about and being disgusted by vile fucks who basically want to fuck underage girls and get away with it, is equivalent to wanting to

Except, the point is, they don’t know it. Most of the time, they’re actually kind of clueless. For example, for some reason, they almost universally seem to know the lowest age of consent possible, but without regard for the fact that they don’t personally meet the circumstances required for those laws to apply.

And

Telling indeed. And they’ve always got an implausible excuse, like they only know because they looked it up as teens, to make sure they didn’t go to jail - yeah, because teenagers are known around the world for being bastions of forethought and careful consideration of the consequences of their actions, and digging

“Encyclopedic knowlege” implies a lot more than just your own state. Not to mention - that doesn’t happen. No sixteen year old is checking that shit, and few would know what sweetheart laws are to even check for them beforehand even if they did.

Unless you’re suggesting that teenagers, particularly teenage boys, are

Not to mention how fucking creepy it is that a surprising amount of dudes on the internet seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the age of consent in the US(but also seem to avoid having any understanding of “sweetheart” laws.)