See above, also, lol. By the way, I’ve got these hot chips here, could you oblige with just a little more salt?

That’s because it’s the CNY Mei skin a bunch of idiots are arguing is super realistic overlaid over her default skin. It doesn’t work, because the CNY skin is bugged. Bugs cannot explain how a bunch of thirsty reddit dudes seems to fail to notice that, but the idea that they’ve never actually seen a human woman might.

Here’s a link to the liveblog/transcript, I don’t know where you’d find the video, but I suspect youtube or one of the major streaming platforms would have it.

>Was there official word on McCree and Torb?

“Let’s just say Pham’s take doesn’t exactly jibe with CEO Travis Kalanick’s squishy pragmatic approach for Uber to simply Work With Who’s In Charge.”

“It’s how you know Pharah has a pretty normal athletic build even though she’s wearing thicker armor that her upper-body strength compared to her lower-body. (Those ankles!”

Lol, projecting emotion on people when you ain’t got shit to say and acting like they’re younger. Christ, it’s like a reddit stereotype come to horrible, skin-crawlingly creepy life.

Save it, Mate, I don’t think he and his mob could find the point explicit directions and a map. It’s like they’ve never actually seen a human woman before, as much as I’m pointing and laughing at them, it’s at least partially because if I didn’t make a joke out of it, it would be skin-crawlingly creepy.

Yep! Because there’s no point trying to have a reasonable discussion with you and the people like you. So I choose to point and laugh. And all the raging and howling and calling me a douchebag just makes it funnier and funnier.

And look how I said literally none of that! It’s like you’re a creative genius! You should go into writing fiction, I mean, more than you already are.

“People just don’t understand how the world works.”

Oh, I’m sorry, you appear to have me mistaken. You seem to have assumed some grand tumblr agenda, but the only thing on my tumblr is a porridge recipe, it’s more name-holding than anything else. I’m just in it for laughing at you and people like you, and on a positive note, it’s going quite well so far. Some quality…

Not the worst assumption, and certainly one of the more reasonable ones I’ve seen in the past few hours. And there is that one woman who did something like that with corsets, has a guiness world record for it and everything.

No shit, sherlock? What else could it be an outline of? I’m a little tired of being coy, so I’ll just tell you - It’s an outline of her CNY skin overlaid on her regular skin. Of course it doesn’t line up in any reasonable or sensible fashion, that’s the bloody point of it. Honestly, when I say there’s folk around here…

Well, I tried. It clearly didn’t really help, but I tried. Bit of a pity, really, you were so close.

Really? How unfortunate, you sounded just like them. Oh well, I’ll have to make do with the 20+ odd others, and likely more to come. Never rains but it pours, ey?

Okay, you seem nice, so let me lay it out for you. Yes, that outline is absurd, but the idea that it’s anything to with her winter clothing is mistaken - it’s the outline of the bugged skin, overlaid over her normal outfit, which is why it doesn’t make a lick of sense. You spotted it, but you just barely missed the…

I’m genuinely impressed by not only how far you’ve missed the point by, but how determined to seem to be to keep missing it with every follow up shot.

“Perhaps I’m wrong, but I’m pretty certain Churba’s post was pointing out that some people are trying to claim — for whatever reason — that Mei’s model in these new skins is perfectly natural, while anyone who looks at it with a more critical eye can see that’s simply not the case.”

Not wrong, in fact, that’s…

Yes, that’s it precisely, you’re SO CLOSE to the point, can you make the final leap?