I do hear that being an icy hellwitch does burn a hell of a lot of calories.

Aw, you told him and ruined it, I was hoping he’d have a sudden flash of self awareness. /s

My point is to make fun of people who are making long posts trying to excuse the whole thing, and ideally, irritate them into making more long, faintly silly posts trying to make ad-hoc justifications of it, so I’d say it’s working admirably.

Thirsty reddit Dudes: “Nah looks normal to me, she just took off those thick clothes”

Everybody else: “Uhhhh...”

It’s a good cautionary tale about the importance of good matchmaking and teamballance, coupled to a sensible DLC policy. The game itself was never TF1's problem - bone-headed policy decisions and behind the scenes choices from the devs were.

I don’t know if it’s me, or my monitor, or the colour or what, but I seriously cannot tell the difference between this blue and Volvo rebel blue.

Oh, they make some nice kits. You really should, that would be super rad.

And hey, talk about getting a scoop - it’s not like any other US-based motoring outlet covers ‘Nats in depth. Going where no (US) Car mag has gone before. It’ll be brilliant.

Another day, another post from Burnout Correspondent Stef, and another reason that Patrick George should just give in and send Stef down to Summernats.

Seriously, think of the features! The video posts! It’ll be great! You know you want to, Patrick, just pull the trigger mate, it’ll be sweet as.

Not entirely sure if it counts, but while riding my motorbike in North England, I once pulled over and made an extremely expensive international call on my phone to a friend in New Zealand, at about 3AM his time, just to tell him that I was on the highway to Hull.

Going for the “Hey, I know that place on Jalop” coincidence twofer, not only do I occasionally freelance for Blunty (Or, the Brisbane Times, if you prefer), I also worked on that same ferry in my youth.

Okay. Not to be too blunt, but it’s new years day here and I’m frightfully hungover, so forgive me - What’s your fucking point? None of that relates to what I said, and frankly, it just seems like an opportunity to take a smug shot at the new top gear crew. Don’t piggyback on me for your cheap shots, make a relevant…

As a thought, maybe because they have been released from the BBC shackles they kept whinging about for years, where they’d likely get in trouble for carrying on like that.

Not that they know what’s funny, and they’ve suddenly lost it, more than they always thought this was funny, but like George Lucas with the…

To be entirely fair, if offered the choice between a good shag, and some fucking quality ice cream, I’d probably have to have a bit of a think about it too.

I mean, provided that you can’t have both. I guess that’s assumed, considering.

Obligatory Stewart Lee being ahead of the game:

Can’t wait for the inevitable tweet from Elon Musk accusing Marcus of being part of the Anti-Tesla Conspiracy.

In this comment section:

Missed opportunity to mention Ken Block’s Hoonicorn, which is a “67 Mustang” where damned near the only original part IS the VIN and title.

“in addition to JUSTICE, rains from above.”

They, not he. Chris Evans did not have final creative control of what went to air, despite the internet’s(or really, Jalop and Reddit commenters) tendency to blame everything wrong with the new top gear on him. In fact, in his apology on his radio show for the stunt, he literally said with zero ambiguity that it…