Nah man, get Kimi in on that business.

“Let me out of the car man, please, I’m about to shit myself. I’m touching cloth here.”
“justshitiknowwhatI’mdoingleavemealone”

I didn’t know Foust was on that gig, since I’m from the Antipodes, I only knew about Rhys and his dad. Cool man, thanks!

Fun Facts - Rhys Millen also worked on Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. That long drift from the starting race, all the way up the spiral parking garage ramp? 100% Rhys, dude did multiple takes of it, perfect every time.

The hilarious part is, if all these “Urgh it’s going to be so awful I hate change because I’m a big baby” sorts were around when Clarkson/Hammond/Dawes took over “new” Top Gear in 2002, they’d be doing the exact same thing, and if anyone had listened to them, we’d never have the Clarkson/Hammond/May Top Gear they’re…

You mean the second new Top gear team. Poor old Jason Dawe, never gets any love.

Well, that explains the funny phrasing in the letter to residents. It’s a lot easier to just say “An American Mustang” than try and explain what type of car the Hoonicorn is.

You’ve accidentally doubled up in your lede, mate. It reads:

He’s correct. When you’re in park, a pin called the Parking Pawl is locking your transmission in place. Parking long term on any incline using only Park will slowly wear out, bend, or even eventually break said pawl, and I’m pretty sure I don’t need to spell out why having a small chunk of metal floating about in your…

Unless it’s the other kind of Valet. You can trust your car with a Gentleman’s gentleman.

Another good example of not giving up till you’re over the line - that time that Patrick Richard and Alan Ockwell won at the Baie Des Chaleurs rally after clipping a corner and rolling their car twice, which would normally be enough damage to just quit with nobody blaming you - I’m talking, the front wheels weren’t…

Bike Taxis? Sure, I’d do it. I’ve taken a few around the place, with varying levels of quality depending on which part of the world it is.

Uber on motorbikes? Fuuuuuck no. Most western countries that have bike taxi services, those services are VERY strict about driver training, and making sure your guy knows what he’s…

No no no, not like that at all.

“Despite all of the drama surrounding the new incarnation of BBC’s Top Gear with Chris Evans”

Definitely not. And say what you like about Yahoo7, but I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t have that category on their site, either.

Fun facts - Jackie Chan is an Australian citizen, graduated high school here, and got his famous nickname when he was working in Construction in Canberra. His parents lived here until their deaths(after moving here in the 70s), some of his family lives here, he still owns property in Canberra(and I’m told some other…

What the hell is a love knot?

Trump may not use a computer, but we certainly have computers which we can use to simulate him. Mate of mine made a Markov bot that can spit out realistic trump speeches on demand, at the press of a button.

No worries mate. We all have days like that. And in your defence, he may still be a bastard - it’s just that this particular story of him being a bastard almost certainly isn’t true.

TONIGHT, in the Jalopnik Comments section, I listen to a bunch of Americans complain a lot, Hammond is baffled that people don’t realize that the Daily Express is about as reliable as America’s Weekly World News, and May quietly sobs into his jumper as people whinge and take it out on Clarkson’s replacement because…

“how hard could it be?”