“So after reading the article, I find myself quite angry with Evans.”

Don’t be. The story is complete and utter bullshit, and sourced from one of the most notorious bullshit artist tabloids in the UK, who coincidentally also hate the BBC more than just about anything.

Of course it has. The source is the Daily Express - I wouldn’t be suprised if their “Source” was “One of the staff scribbled it on a napkin during a boozy lunch to make something up about later.”

It doesn’t help that the Express has a hate-boner for the BBC so hard you could smash diamonds with it.

“JESUS! FUCK IT! THAT’S FUCKED!”

Australian who drove one regularly here - Nah. Traction’s fine, unless you’re really putting your foot down taking off. They can get a bit squirrely in the wet, but not enough to make it a serious issue. You can break traction easily if you want to, but most of the time it’s steady as a rock.

Early reports also indicate the courtroom was fully catered, just in case.

Unless you’re studying as a video game engineer - Suprisingly, a thing that actually exists as a subtype of software engineering - which I sincerely doubt you are, Yeah, I think I will keep talking to you like a clueless layman, because you are. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

An engineering degree(which…

Don’t worry. I’m Australian, and as a nation, we’ve been taking revenge on the bastards for years at a national festival called “Summernats.”

Ah, so my suspicion is correct, you don’t know what you’re talking about, and any further argument would just be you repeating whatever google spat back at you. Answered my question even if you didn’t intend to - It’s part genuine question, part shibboleth.

So, why do you think that Ideogames aren’t games? Did you watch the video? You should watch the video, it’s under five minutes.

It’s honestly pretty good, if you’re into that sort of game.

Because some people have limited definitions of what a game is, and generally, have no idea what they’re on about. If you asked them why they think Ideogames are not games, they usually just snidely act like you’d mistyped and left the V of the beginning of the world. The concept of more than one type of “Game” that…

I’ve got just the video for you.

Wait, people still think basically any game is going to look like the gameplay reveal at E3 or any other big trade show?

As an Australian - Mate, if we can cram a LS1 v8 into a kei car and still have it drivable, I’m pretty sure we can stick a V8 in this thing. Or anything, really.

Man, things got real reddit-y in here real quick, didn’t they?

Quite a while, but It’s been pretty quiet. Mostly mobile stuff, as far as I know, but they’ve bought some studios and distributors.

I wish I’d been capturing video during the beta - Was in the darkzone, and accidentally stumbled into what was essentially an all out war. Roughly half the players on the server were attacking the other half, helping each other, forming impromptu squads, communicating, betraying each other. People would join a side as…

Florida is a strange, strange place that I’m not entirely sure is actually real.

If you couldn’t get out of there, take the bus down, and hand in your licence at your nearest dmv, because you should not be behind the wheel.