Oh, Mercaptan Mercaptan.

It's pretty cool, but I still don't think it beats the 1989 Nissan Vanette with a 3L BMW V8 in it.

I know. But let's kill all the jokes by explaining - I was taking a (Mostly) good-hearted humorous jab at The Oatmeal, by way of your comment, by pretending you were replying to something else.

That's pretty cruel of you, Oatmeal only has one joke for you to ruin. What ever will he do?

I feel bad for the individual drivers - it's not their fault uber is a shitty company, they're just trying to get by.

Yes, but I doubt they'd just freely hand over their credit card details, as has happened here. Unless you've got some REALLY friendly uber drivers where you are.

An article pointing out Uber Fucked up again? Here's your quick list for the comments -

Yes, and they're very, very sharp. A koala killed my grandmother's dog - the Koala was just ambling across the backyard from tree to tree, and my grandmother's dog went mental at it, barking and trying to herd it away. Koala took umbrage at this to say the least, and laid into him with claws and teeth(which are not…

Wake snowboarding? No. But we used to do this on dirt with Maccas trays behind my mate's old commodore, when I was a dumbass teenager.

Not really, because I was already satisfied by the answer to "What do you get when you put a BMW V8 in an old Nissan Vanette"?

I've mentioned how I used to work as a flight attendant on Jalop previously, but here's a completely uninteresting note - you can see the hangars of not one, but two of the airlines I used to work for in this video.

I think this will be a great exploration of brand new avenues for Uber. For example, new and unexplored ways of blaming it on the algorithm when they screw up yet again.

And even Google, with their Bruce Wayne superpower of Infinite money, and their top-class talent, don't have the product anywhere near as close to being a reality as the internet futurist hype machine likes to play up. Their chance of failing is beyond merely high, this is pretty much a sisyphean task for them.

Lombard is in Driver SF, interestingly enough.

Looks like I do driving my stupid goddamned van when it's wet. Except I think his steering is a bit lighter.

If I were a rich man, I'd buy a Morgan three wheeler, and customize it so that it had four wheels, just to fuck with people.

Dear Devolver,

Same guys that make/star in Danger 5, too.

I don't have any dumb car stories about cambodia - a rarity in my travels - but I do have a dumb food story.

Yeah, they are - that should also bring the anime to a close, by polishing off the last parts covered by the manga.