Any truth to the rumor he pulled his hamstring carrying all of his money to the bank?

That seemed more like a joke about Tracy Morgan fundamentally misunderstanding the role rather than a joke at the expense of the subject.

Yeah Cruz is a true believer. Trump doesn’t really believe in anything but his own ego.

It’s good to be back in blue.

Or a cup.

Beat me to it, well done

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

animal cruelty? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Not having seen any of the video on this - but would it surprise anyone that off-duty Philly cops would incite and goad McCoy and friends into doing something stupid only then to flash their badges and say “gotcha!!,” because when I first read the reports, it seemed like that was a really likely scenario.

Han is the only one to shoot in the original version. So there is no “who shot first” question; that only arose later after Lucas tinkered and then the question arose.

Han just shot, not first, not last, just fried Greedo and moved on with life. . .

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

That was actually a decent apology from the editor....

He's being given the Kardashian Retreat Treatment (KRT, trademarked). Step 1: Find vunerable black man. Step 2: Drive him mad or towards drugs. Step 3: Watch implosion and act like concerned wife/concubine/underage sidepiece.

Why is it rude? Did I miss the memo when backstage became a sanctuary for people to act assholes without consequences?

Just gonna leave this here

Some one has been buying into his own BS.

“At the last second, he realizes the linesman is skating backwards into his path to the bench, and he turns his body to avoid him and puts his arms up to protect himself, which end up hitting the unsuspecting linesman who is skating backwards in the back.”

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.