Awarded the Dennis Miller Honorary Doctorate for Arcane Commentary, 2016.

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

I have respect for law enforcement, but what happened here does not paint cops in a good light.

yup I’m aware of that - I’m also aware that Lorne Fucking Michaels is Canadian - so fuck this shit, capiche?

You are all so wrong it’s incredible. I’m just going to assume that all your partners are bad at eating pussy, because when that’s not the case, 69 is fun fun fun

Fuuuccckkk. That’s some crazy shit. Like, all of it: prayer in PUBLIC schools (you want your kid to pray in school? fucking send them to a private, religious school), people barging in with cameras, all of it.

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

The answer to that- there would have been a lot fewer wars fought in his name for starters.

Really hate her stupid, pro-theocracy rhetoric.
(and her stupid evil face).

Actually it wiped out TWO of the worst entries into the franchise. We not only lost Last Stand, but we also lost X-Men Origins, paving the way for a universe where Wade Wilson didn’t have his mouth sewn shut.

Since a Grand Jury doesn’t bring a sentence there should be no double-jeopardy to worry about no matter the case. It seems unlikely that a second jury would be brought to consider most cases, but I think they can legally do so..

Really, does that mean you are going to leave your damn hands off of my constitutional right to an abortion or birth control?

Thank you! Maybe she should blame the war mongering members of her own damn party who are the real reason her son was there to begin with. *cough* Bush/ Cheney *cough cough*

We absolutely need to have better systems in place to support vets who come back from the war carrying the enormous mental, emotional, and physical scars of combat.

Exactly!

So much better than Cavill.

True, might just be me seeing four anthropomorphized muscular male tigers wearing skimpy leotards around a female gazelle with defined human breasts.... on a pedestal. Must be crazy.

Their kids creep me the fuck out.

Some people complained about the S being too small, the reds being too brown, and the briefs being too...brief. The costume didn’t bother me that much, I just would have preferred the reds be brighter. The things I’ll always defend on that movie is the cinematography, the music, Brandon Routh being a good (and…

Damn it, I liked Brandon Routh as Superman!