Kartrashians make those "Gypsy Sisters" look civilized and understated.

He's basting it...

My 17 year old did the challenge twice yesterday - garbage pails worth of water / ice. The second time he did it he REMEMBERED to press record on the phone's camera. Dumbass.

You spelled "asshole" wrong...

Octogenarian Beatty mispronounces the word "Tits"

Cuckolded roomie: Move. Bail, and don't look back. Let the chips fall where they may, but to stay is to cut off your balls and penis - then handing them to baby daddy to kick around. It might hurt your credit, it might not. Totally worth it.

Huh?

Sadly, she contributed to the mess by lying - not excusing the rapist or the school - but once a lie clouds the issue, it cannot be undone.

That kid needs to have the "pedophile cure" injection

Good - I loathe both of them (him slightly more)

Minor quibble with the slant of this article - the alleged murderer was arranging to have sex. The victims appear to be a prostitute for hire and her pimp. Not negating their murders, just clarifying the sides in the transaction...

"My acting was wooden BEFORE the special effects..."

What colour are the gussets - do they start white, then slowly yellow (like fine parchment)?

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"

Title for the story of their lives & loves;

I've worked for 2 companies that not only did not honor written contracts, they did not honor federal statutes for breaks/eating and employee treatment. Perhaps, not coincidentally, they were both 'Murican companies doing business in foreign country.

Pisses me off when someone who HAS had fame, money and several years in the public eye whinges and moans about the end of all that - to people who have never had anything close to that.

If a grown person does that, the cops just hit us over the head and tase us, until we "Stop Resisting".

Nat made a sex tape, few years back - it was released sans her permission.

STILL waiting to see the sex tape - OMFG those eyes, that filthy mouth, that smokin' little body.