Hopefully company stocks dont take a tumble after this.

Wrecking an Enzo.

Sorry, we Canadians don't want him back. He was still sorta normal til you 'mericans got ahold of him and turned him all 'Florida'. You're stuck with him now. :)

I don't care. Let's see these two teams at full strength in April. Spurs were down two of their best defenders and best shooter; OKC was down their second best player. Let's not overreact in January about who's the favorite in the West.

Remarkably, when they changed the subject to do a story about the local reaction to Colorado's marijuana legalization laws, Nate proved to be a remarkably informed and articulate interviewee.

I take back everything I said about how the younger generation is going to be just fine.

I call bullshit. Michael Jackson has never been in anything older than 1990.

Why does his driving a Hyundai feel so right?

If only he had some way to accurately clock his speed.

so does his 3-point shot as of late, ugh.

No shit too soon. Not to mention this was in a controlled environment and not a public fucking road.

He does seem to be equipped with his own airbags.

Buc-ee's is so fantastic.

I'm a Texan, I'll die with:

I remember once, when I was 7 years old, that there was a box underneath our tree for Christmas. I lifted it, I shook it, felt it's weight. I was certain that it was an Atari 2600. At last... it will be mine... or so I thought.

You left out "I can buy a (insert entry level car here) and put (insert aftermarket upgrades that ruin practicality and reliability of car manufactured by Godspeed / OBX / Other bootleg eBay brands here) and be just as fast for (insert total amount less than the cost of a brand new Toyota Avalon here)…

Thanks for giving vision to my words.

honestly, I first read this to the tune of the Jaws theme.

I'm the same age and have had four. I had my first midlife crisis when I was 23! Great cars... I figure P-Car guys get the same kind of hate for other reasons. Haters gonna hate!