This was local to me. Imagine the douchiest person you know and multiply it by 1,000. That’s this kid. Once claimed to be the best “wheel man” in the area because he could do uncontrolled drifts in large parking lots.

Both are what I was told by Ali; I don't know his personal financial needs, but we do know JH owes him over $70,000. What Ali will do with that money isn't the issue.

WTF??!!!...Yet when WE ever mentioned it on your COUNTLESS articles (ads?), we were chastised for bringing up “old news”.

Unfortunately for the Texans, this wasn’t even the worst blowout in Miami today.

“Don’t Slam The Door Of Your Dodge Charger Or The Airbag Will Inflate”

Why live in a place that sucks?

Meanwhile several C7’s are rolling around with 800-900hp with no issues. Mostly because they went to a shop that knows what it’s doing.

My favorite one is where he lists out everything that comes with the “Hennessey” supercharger kit as if it was stuff they threw in when in reality it comes with all supercharger kits.

LOLHennessey!

I feel like "How I Became Your Mother" would have been catchier

It would really take balls to name the show something like that...

Why did Jim Knox go all Australian at the end there?

DESERT? It’s the Bayou City. Capital of the 3rd Coast. Where we ride deep on 24’s and still keep a tight fade. Home of the drop top stadiums. Land of Syrup. Where trunks pop and tops drop. Tippin on 44’s wrapped in fo’ vogues, switchin lanes, drippin stains, dashes all covered in wood grains.

Yeah but now she can have multiple orgasms so who is the real winner here

She'd been having a really Goodyear until this happened.

These jokes will surely rubber the wrong way.

It was a wheely close shave.

She’ll tread more carefully next time.

Pfft. Everybody knows the best way to eat wings is with a knife & fork.