Fucking hell you old farts. Like it or not, the DH is part of the game. Martinez belongs in the Hall.

But you could have bought a house with that money!!!

Truth!

fail mary was called correctly too

I’m glad it all worked out for both you and your dogs. But damn, that’s a hard thing to go through.

I literally can’t breathe after reading your story. That is the saddest thing I have read in a long time.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

It’s why I dress my son in a trash can. I want him to grow up to be R2-D2.

Batman or Johnny Cash 2.0?

...um... Batman’s parents were murdered... you sure this is the course of action you think best?!

There’s one other thing you’ll need to do: Family outing at the theater!

Maybe he’ll surprise you and grow up to be batwoman 😎

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Even those that are legitimate breeders are scum.

The simple answer is “Don’t”. For every dog you buy from a breeder, 2 others are killed in local shelters. Society’s fascination with boutique animals contributes not only to overpopulation, but to a very high body count every year.

I might just have to buy my ass a Raiders jersey now. Ugh, I never thought I’d ever hear myself say that.

Northern California, too. Awesome!

That looks delicious!!!

I had some salmon and lamprey cooked similar to this up near the CA/OR border, and it was amazing.

The title reminds me of this scene from History of the World, Part 1.