It’s not dumb.

Jokes. Do you get them?

the truck is so enormous that you can’t see if there’s another equally massive truck heading the other way

Now that I read the article, it makes a lot more sense than the headline! (I would have guessed that if you spray the needle, you risk shrinking or closing the hole, or even just making it too sticky to get the tread through.) Perhaps make the headline

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

You can usually buy dry ice at any large grocery store (Harris Teeter, Kroger, and Publix carry it) or Walmart. Its generally in a separate locked chest, and you need to talk to someone at the Customer Service desk to get it (ala propane tank refills).

So in Barry's world, Revis is inarguably the best cornerback in the league, and Tom Brady is inarguably not the best quarterback of all time. Barry, you are either insane or you are a master troll, or some combination of the two.

That word is almost certainly older than you are, unless you're over 60, then you should probably feel bad for being so clueless.

within the rules if possible, but without wouldn't be the end of the world either.

Waiting on the legal process, or from being eliminated from the playoffs....

You mean, now that they're out of contention for the playoffs?

Contigo Extreme Stainless Travel Mug

Contigo Extreme Stainless Travel Mug

I get anxiety just looking at that, seems so precarious. Why not drill a hole in the handle and hang like any other pan?

Frozen chopped onions

Protips:

No.

The only cloud in my current universe of silver linings is Richard Sherman's injury. Both because it's an injury to an excellent athlete who I enjoy watching play, and because it's an excuse for a bunch of slack-jawed morons to crow about how it was "karma." One presumes that the lack of a professional setback (a…

Everyone saying this was the "Worst Super Bowl" should be ashamed. These were the two best teams in the league. One was MUCH better than the other. Poor me, I didn't like Seattle or its fans, but the Seahawks are obviously the best team in the NFL. Any Super Bowl that gives me an unquestioned champ is a good Super…

Get out of the way? Not clothesline/directly strike in the head?