Semicolon?

Let me explain. No.. let me sum up...

Unless you undertand the concept of hyperbole.

“It’s a bit obscure but our copy desk is the best around and they like to have some fun.”

Do they give up the shaky cam? If they do, I’ll just skip the first season and give it a shot.

Am I the only person that couldn’t get into Parks and Recreation? I tried watching it but the thought of going through and entire series shot in the shaky cam found footage format or whatever they were trying to do made me want to scoop my eyes out.

Drink it straight while wearing a parka and mittons in a walk in freezer and people will even call you sophisticated.

“It’s not unusual.”

“It’s better to smell overwhelmingly like perfume than fart, right?”

My biggest gripe was that you had pretty much no field of view. Little window out front and big blinders on either side. You’re flying on instruments almost the whole time.

BERSERKER!!!

As a lifetime Mariners fan, your story made my day.

“Root For The Yankees In The Playoffs”

Still looks less stupid that anything from Beats.

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My wife bought a new towel rack for the bathroom. It was brushed nickle and the light fixture was chrome, so we might as well replace that. Well, the new fixture was a different size, so we needed to repaint. To repaint we figured we should take out the sink. Since we were taking out the sink, we might as well replace…

These are THE GREATEST INSTANT RAMEN NOODLES EVER MADE.

I think it’s natural that ESPN won’t have car racing because ESPN is a SPORTS network.

Of course they built a giant fake moon! Where do you think they filmed those “moon landings” anyway?

I’m glad you didn’t list “saving money” as a reason to do it. A lot of folks think that they’ll be able to make cheap beer but it ends up being equvilent to buying a boat to get cheap fish. It is possible to brew a batch of beer for less than you’d pay for it in the store (especially some of the overpriced specialty…