There was a roof on the Kingdome. The footage was digitally altered to superimpose an image of the Metrodome over it until the implosion was in progress.

There’s something very intertubes about having to sit through an ad to watch... what’s basically another ad.

If it’s the alcohol in the vodka that kills them off, I’d rather buy an even cheaper bottle of alcohol from the pharmacy and use that and save the vodka for killing brain cells.

Then there’s this...

I am The Great Lorenzolio! Are you threatening me?!?

Only if you like crappy pillows.

This is how I always see if. And even if they don't have a big freezer with a lock on it marked "Dry Ice", they may well have it stored in the back where you'd never know it was there. Easy to ask a cashier if they sell it.

Your criteria just ensures that the terrorists win. Why do you hate America and/or puppies?!?

Missed my go-to stout.

The top landmark in Washington is a hazardous waste site? I think they need to go back to the drawing board.

He was really Putin other players on their asses.

This is me sitting back and enjoying a game of "how many people can have a Family Guy reference go over their heads".

The whole "We made you who you are so you owe us" argument works as well with him as the "I pay your salary so you work for me" argument works on a cop.

I can state as fact that in most cases of basic traffic infractions, how much or how little you piss off the officer/deputy/trooper has far more impact on whether you get a ticket or not than what you actually did. If you're polite, have your license, registration and proof of insurance ready when they get there,…

On behalf of chumps everywhere, I am offended.

Would play hell if you actually wanted to do something on paper.

This is the one sitting in front of me right now and it's awesome. I can put hot coffee in it at 6am at home and at work at 8:30 I still have to be careful not to burn myself.

This is the one sitting in front of me right now and it's awesome. I can put hot coffee in it at 6am at home and at…

"Hon... why does the ice cream taste funny now?"

I actually take a brick of cheese and slice it, therefore the question of number of slices is moot as I can make a slice any size I want.