Getting to make one play is good when the QB is afraid to throw it your way until the last play of the game.

It should also be mentioned that driving next to a big rig is pretty much the opposite of what happens when you draft one. Your mileage goes completely in the toilet. Yet another reason to pass them quickly and not ride next to one.

Isn't that what happened to Vernon Davis?

"Read more on"

Use the blow dryer to defog the mirror. Takes about 15 seconds and doesn't leave streaks like trying to wipe it off with the towel. Plus, once it's been warmed, it doesn't re-fog.

Ron Jeremy owns a football team?

I make excellent Risotto with short grain brown rice. It just takes a little bit longer.

Listening to this guy talk, I'd be amazed he could get pizzas sent to someone's house as a prank let alone convince someone they're being offered a high level coaching gig.

I'm not picky. My favorite pencil is whichever one happens to be in my nose.

I'm not picky. My favorite pencil is whichever one happens to be in my nose.

I like it better this way.

"Pout onto the riddle" I've done this. It doesn't do anything for my pancakes.

If it was a Hawk fan who wrote it, then it's been the troll of the century, considering that they've been writing letters to the editor in that paper for over a decade.

This letter is 1,000,000 times better if you read it in the voice of Grandpa Simpson.

No, that would be Green Bay.

Yeah, but where I grew up, those games could be 12 years apart.

Up here in Seattle, we were hating him way before everyone else.

Educate... not education. Duck you, auto-cucumber!!!

Never! And once the Crown Prince of Nigeria transfers the 10 million dollars into my account he promised me over email, I plan to use it to help education other people to be as smart as me about scams.

Resurrection