Denny's often has a bar as well.

With the way Yahoo accounts are getting hacked lately, there are NO inactive Yahoo accounts.

If you spray the spatula with cooking spray, the egg is less likely to sick to it.

Ahhhhh yeah.....

The photo at the top is just begging for a bad Photoshop job...

"If using a heating pad... This option might be a bit slower than the others; don't be shocked if the yogurt needs to sit for upwards of ten hours."

I was thinking the same thing. When I say yoga I end with my mouth just open and round. Not exactly what I'd call a smile. This makes no sense at all.

I'd rather watch some kind of sports.

Just what I was going to say. I'd rather take about 4 minutes to mix up pancake batter from scratch than plan the night before to thaw out a batch. Seriously, this is adding way more time and effort than you would put into just making it when you want to use it.

You realize that even though milk crates sit outside the store, they're not actually free for the taking, don't you?

You can't watch Kentucky Fried Movie without following it up with The Groove Tube.

I've tried herbs this way but using 5 or 6 furnace filters in a stack with herbs spread between them which are then strapped to a box fan. No problems with the motor overheating with that so I can't see one filter being an issue.

Ahhh, didn't get it at first until the second paragraph. I was trying to figure out why "Eddie" and "Halen" would be censored.

OMG!!! I'm going putting a liquid containing HYDROGEN in my body! That suff makes blimps ASSPLODE!

What is that next to the cards and dominoes? It looks like french bread and tarter sauce...

Someone named their kid ""?

sOme tHings jUst bEcome a hAbit aFter a wHile.

I don't know. I have a pretty good surround sound system and find some movies and TV shows are mixed so that the soundtrack and special effects are ear-bleedingly loud while much of the dialog is unintelligibly quiet.

But... why does this only work the second time? Does the surface tension not remove drips the first time you remove the ladle from the soup? How is the second dip magic?

It's a smaller company, but to add to the list... Wave Broadband caps me at 100GB with $5 charged for every 25GB after that. I didn't even know they started doing it until my bills started going up.