The only thing that would get me to watch this is if he was the ONLY actor in the movie. Playing all the parts. I would watch it a million times.

Man there's nothing to give, have you read those things? I want to die just thinking about them.

The books are fucking stupid as hell, and even if you believe in the Bible they STILL operate under no logic whatsoever. The characters are loathsome and horrible. It's racist and sexist and terribly written. What I am saying is, Nicolas Cage is the ONLY actor in the world for this movie. It has Nicolas Cage written…

Wait, they made MORE THAN ONE? Jesus, I thought they made on and said, "Welp, that was bad!" and stopped.

I read them as a young teenager and I can honestly say that they changed my life for the better, probably due to the fact that they were completely juvenile. I was very shy and the concept of people willing to die for their beliefs as they did in the books inspired me to be outspoken. Granted, in a couple of years I…

Man, I went shopping today and tried on a coat and it reminded me of Macklemore! I burned down the store.

That's a really great idea! I have friends in the same situation.

Yeah... I mean, I basically agree about the problems with Macklemore, but come on. It's just the Grammy's, who gives a shit. Al Gore won a freaking Grammy. It's just an awards show, it's not like the losers of the categories are executed. It's recognition, but Kendrick has gotten plenty of recognition from all of this…

Okay, sometimes her brown lipstick looks like poop. That's all I got.

Happened to someone I know. Adopted two kids, tried for years to get pregnant and just gave up. Then at 41, pregnant, beautiful baby. Sometimes it happens!

It's dumb and nonsensical enough that he probably thought it up himself.

They'd just go in circles. Imagine walking through a door, then going back through the door, then turning around and going the original way in the span of a second.

What it actually means is, "sims will not have babies spontaneously without having had sex with another sim." Back in the day if you let a sim out in the neighborhood they would just magically spawn babies that only had one parent.

I remember how everyone was saying she had a girl because her morning sickness was so bad.

DON'T GET IT STUCK IN MY HEAD DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T GET IT STUCK SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAAAAAAAAAIN... fuck

Kanye has such a babyface, that his own baby was bound to be adorable. She has his entire face, she looks like a mini-Kanye. And that isn't an insult.

Yeah, he looked like that at the Golden Globes too, I could barely look at him. The grease was practically dripping off of him.

He was just as bad at the Golden Globes, I've been wondering why nobody else noticed. He slurred the word "wife" and started saying "Git it done git it done git it done" over and over. Dude looked totally trashed.

Seriously, Jezebel owes so many people so many apologies. People that I normally do NOT want to defend.

Find me a new Jezebel and I'll be there in a minute. I don't know how much longer I can take this. It's so sad, Jez used to have so much value.