They Maybelline Rocket Volum Express advertised in the article is the best mascara I have found. It is the only one that gives me good, EVEN lashes. Every other mascara I've tried clumps them together in weird ways.

I think he's dreadfully sexy either way. I don't know why I find Loki so attractive. He really isn't. His hair is greasy and gross, he's ghostly white, and his outfits are freaking ridiculous. But he's just so adorable.

Better than last year's USA costume, which was just some chick dressed as a slutty cowgirl.

I still can't see the gray hair.

Every time I watch one of the movies with Loki I just die. Especially when he has that helmet on. The Thor costumes are so, so stupid. That adds to the charm of Loki, though.

There are many reasons, but a big one for me is that he loves what he does and isn't afraid to show it. He clearly has fun playing stupid roles like Loki and playing more serious roles. He's the actor we all think we'd be if we were actors, going around and having a fun time acting in random movies and hanging out…

I once met twin girls named Reagan and Nixon. Way worse.

I still wear my old P.E. shorts from middle school around the house. And okay, sometimes out of the house.

I was listening to this song while reading this post, and along tot he gif it makes Katy Perry look like some nefarious super villain who is DROWNING THE WORLD WITH HER WHIPPED CREAM TITS.

Who the hell writes like that without being sarcastic?

Why does Tom Hiddleston have ridiculous hair in every movie he's in? I'm not complaining, it's hilarious.

Ugh seriously. He is just the best.

I know one! Spelled Demetrios though.

It's a tiny chubby Kanye.

Yeah, I hate it when they embed new articles in old ones, it makes it hard to comment because you have to sift through the old ones. They should just make a new article.

They play completely different characters, but it's the same actors.

You are literally the most fascinating person on this board.

I was the same way with sewing a button. Last year a woman in her 90s needed a button sewed and taught me how. It's really easy! I don't know how to use a sewing machine, but now I can sew buttons and roughly mend clothes. It's definitely easier than cooking.

I'm kind of like this. I mean, I'm not THAT incompetent. But I missed out on a lot of life skills and had to learn them later than should be normal. I am almost 26 and still learning to cook. Oh, and a 93 year old lady taught me how to sew buttons on last year. I can do my own laundry, but when it comes to cars I…

10 dollars on Gomer.