I have a tube of lipstick. It makes buying sex toys interesting, and painful.

I own that vibrator. Isn't worth the trouble.

I use the excuse that it's old. If this stuff was brand-new, just made for today I'd be peeved. But some of this stuff is hundreds of years old, they're basically recycling it. And if you're gonna recycle something, it should be something that awesome.

Man I was coming in here to gripe about that. Now I have to actually read the article, thanks a lot.

My dad is 56 and the other day he told me he still has them. They're never going away.

I love him too. He is awesome and not a moron. He's a diamond in the rough that is Fox News.

Omg I love him.

Jeighdynne or GTFO.

My grandparents are in that second category. Born during the great depression, beginning to come of age during World War II... they were seriously poor growing up. Now they aren't, but they always think they are. The other day my grandma was freaking out because she "only" had 16,000 dollars in her checking account.…

You will feel super rich. I just worked a year at a job that pays 30k a year, which is 29k a year more than I was before... and I seriously feel rich. I know I'm not, but I kind of have money! I can go shopping sort of! I don't know what I'd even do with 5 million dollars.

The way he maintains relevance and power is by being nice and respectful to everyone, so everyone wants to be interviewed by him and talk to him. I don't know what the point is with kissing up to the royal baby, but there you go. Seacrest has built his entire career on being the opposite of snarky and mean. He makes…

Yeah, I think this news is 90% good, it's just what they mentioned about completely eliminating stress that bothered me. Some stress is good. Normal depression stress is not.

I agree it's a good thing, I'm just worried that blocking it completely like they say would lead to unintended consequences. But for some people it would be worth it.

I dunno. I suffer from severe, biological depression and have my whole life. I'm on medication which makes me feel awesome. This sounds like overkill. I don't know how I'd live my life without stress, honestly. Stress is what drives me.

I thought it was grabbing her hair. Like, even the baby is fascinated by how amazing her hair is.

I bet she figures that if she sucks it up and does it now, people will be more likely to leave them alone over the coming weeks. It's like, you got your shot, you've seen the baby, now go home and leave me alone. If she didn't do that you know people would be camping outside of her house waiting to catch a glimpse.

I think the media cares more than actual people. I think it's just about the spectacle and getting out and celebrating something, no matter what it is. Like, if there was a parade outside of your house on the streets, wouldn't you want to go out and participate, even if you didn't really care what it was for? And the…

I suppose you should ask her.

That popped into my head too. I sat there thinking about it for like 2 minutes before I was like, "WHY AM I WASTING MY LIFE ON THIS" and went back to playing video games.

Omg it's hilarious. It turns out, I'm ugly too!