You can use towels more than once?!?!? I've been lied to my entire life. This is like a revelation.

So he's not just a piece of shit, but a hypocritical piece of shit, is what you're saying here.

Agreed. He's a piece of shit. I don't tolerate this behavior from my students and I'm not going to defend a grown man for it.

Yeah, I don't get it with this guy. He's behaved like a piece of shit multiple times. There's nothing to defend.

Seriously, I'm a teacher and I can't write cursive, though I can read it. You know the number of times I've needed to know it since elementary school? Zero times.

Sometimes it's both.

Yeah, that was totally me. You're correct in your usage, all women who have ever been called a bitch have done that very thing.

I will, sweetheart.

The first time I was called a bitch my mom and aunt congratulated me. It's like a term of honor in my family, because it's usually a code word for, "Don't take crap from stupid people."

My parents were defending her and I was like, "If I had done that I'd have been fired. If you had done that you'd have been fired." They didn't get it.

IT IS NOT WORTH IT. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. I am saving hours of your life here.

I remember when I started wearing heels, everyone was asking me who the man in my life was. They didn't believe me when I said that I bought some heels that were fucking fabulous and I want to wear them. THERE HAD TO BE A GUY INVOLVED. This mysterious man has not materialized, despite my fabulous footwear.

Man, I teach high school, and the boys I teach are the BIGGEST gossips. They will walk into a room and say, "Mrs. Chrysocolla, did you know that Mr. Whatshisface ___________?" I get told about students getting expelled and the reasons why before the school notifies me by them. And I have a couple of male students who…

Seriously. My mom and dad were saying the same thing. "Who hasn't called someone the n-word???" I was like, "Uh... SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS?" It would never even occur to me to use that word. Gross. I'm seriously pissed at them with how they've reacted to this situation.

I think she's racist. Do we cancel each other out?

I look after a 94-year-old white woman who has managed to never say the n-word or any other racist thing in the years I have known her. And she has dementia. Paula Deen has no excuse.

Nobody's throwing her in jail. They are using their own right to free speech to criticize her. If she can say racist shit and call that free speech, people should be able to criticize her and call it free speech too. She has a right to say what she said, and I have the right to think she's an asshole for it.

Whenever I think of him I can only think of his teeth. I think his teeth are kind of representative of him as a whole. They're blinding whine, and perfectly, unnaturally straight. They might even be dentures. They bug me, especially when he's, say, the Lone Ranger and covered in dirt but his teeth are SO WHITE. He's…

I want to know what happened to make this change. You do not go from a hateful bigot to someone who makes an incredible apology like that overnight. What did it?

I'd take it. It would probably be one of the only wedding gifts I'd actually use.