So there are 100 teachers at my school and 2000 high school students. We have nowhere to safely store a gun. Give us guns, and there are 100 of them on campus. All it takes is ONE gun being stored improperly and ONE of those 2000 students to decide to blow people away and there's a school shooting. This is a…

Agreed with you about Javert. I really identified with a man who did what he did because he absolutely, firmly believed that it was right. He wasn't just some evil villain picking on Valjean because he's an asshole. He thought he was being righteous. The ending always makes me sad for that reason. The first…

I think my dog might be of average intelligence, but I tell everyone he's dumb as hell. He just does stupid things! His sister is smart, though. But I don't know if she's average, because before her every single dog I've ever owned has been incredibly stupid.

I've met some great guys on OKC, though none I really felt a connection with. But you have to be able to spot the warning signs and sort out the creepers.

Some guy messaged me and I was looking at his questions. In his questions he stated that both abortion AND birth control were immoral. Oh, also, he'd want to have sex on the first date. Of course. I wonder why women aren't banging down his door to get to him.

It's basically that, only worse. Not even joking. It's like the Galaxy quest monster only the size of an ENTIRE MOUNTAIN. And there are three of them.

I didn't find it to be all that slow. I was never bored. Obviously it's a long movie, but every scene was interesting to me.

Elijah Wood was just way too young to play Frodo, is the problem. They needed to hire someone a good 10 years older than he was. They had to dumb down the part a lot for him. It left me really disappointed, even though I like Elijah Wood a lot.

He was still rather hot in dwarf makeup. I mean, for a dwarf. I cracked up laughing the first time I saw them in casting and realized they had included hot dwarves to get the Legolas fans on board.

Peter Jackson has had that problem ever since he did King Kong. I agree that there was some stuff that should have been left out, namely that stupid giant rock-monster fight.

Wait until you see it. He is so fucking cute in every scene. Absolutely perfect.

You'd have to watch the entire movie. Martin Freeman is so fucking adorable in that movie. He was born to play Bilbo. BORN. It was his destiny.

It doesn't suck. There are some things about it I thought were silly, but honestly, it was incredibly faithful to the books, the actors were fantastic, and you can see how much love and fun and passion and creativity went into it. I honestly think it's a masterpiece, even though I'm not a big fan of the book itself.

I agree with you, I never liked the Hobbit. That being said, the movie is wonderful. I absolutely enjoyed it far more than I ever enjoyed the books, which I know is sacrilege coming from a hardcore Tolkien fan.

You didn't mention the giant rock monsters? That was the dumbest part of the movie, by far. I know it got like one line in the books, but it should have been left out, it was stupid. If even a hardcore Tolkien fan is looking at giant rock monsters and thinking, "What the fuck is this?" then what are normal viewers…

Dude it was the opposite, Sam was ALL OVER Frodo in the books. He would literally stare at Frodo while he slept and sigh about how much he loved him.

I was so pissed at Sam when he turned Frodo down to marry Rosie. Sam spent the ENTIRE trilogy seducing Frodo, kissing his face, telling him he loved him, and the moment Frodo comes around he runs off to marry freaking Rosie Cotton. What an asshole. No wonder Frodo decided to leave Middle Earth after that.

Wait, this isn't some kind of joke? They thought that was a grammatical sentence? What?

Sorry, my day has already been made. I slipped on a banana peel! It was awesome!

Now they just need to get rid of that fucking douchebag who is married tot hat Brandi woman. I can't stand him.