The dark poo comment is hilarious, simply because it's such juvenile humor. I keep imagining some 11 year old girl trying to think of the BIGGEST insult she can, and it's like, "POO-FACE!!!"

Normally I'd agree with you, but I love Ben and Leslie and how happy they make each other for legitimate, observable reasons.

He looks like Bates from Downton Abbey. HE DOES.

Oh god I remember. That's why he was so familiar. That was painful, he looked like he was 30 on the show.

ADAM SCOTT WAS IN BOY MEETS WORLD ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT EPISODE

Cool, I am honestly glad to hear it. I was watching the show for nostalgia purposes about a year ago and I really think he was the best child actor on there. I had the biggest, biggest crush on him and his stupid leather jackets as a teen.

Also, I am way too excited about this shit. I mean, the show wasn't the greatest ever. And I'm in adult. But damnit I am watching this.

There are a few episodes of Boy Meets World the Disney channel would never show. They swear in several, there are a couple involving alcoholism, the kids pee on a cop car, etc. Oddly enough, they have no problem showing the one where Shawn joins the mafia and deals drugs.

That article about Boy Meets World is totally inaccurate! They didn't get married in the last episode, the show dragged along for a while after that!

The Bible really doesn't say anything about abortion at all. Christians have just adopted it as a pet issue because the Bible says that murder is wrong and they're assuming that abortion = murder. As if anyone who isn't Christian couldn't understand that murder is bad.

Okay, so I am up here late at night reading these and scaring the shit out of myself, as I do once a year, and the front door rings. Dogs barking. Of course I freak the fuck out because I'm scared. My dad goes to answer the door and I hear irritated voices. "She doesn't live here. You have the wrong house. GO." The…

I wish that guy was a ghost, this story would have been less terrifying that way. I'm so glad you got away. I would have shit my pants.

If it makes you feel better, my dog is terrified of my bathroom, but it isn't an old house and was built like 20 years ago and nothing tragic ever happened there. We've been the only ones to live in it. The dog just hates the bathroom. The other one doesn't mind it.

I don't have a scary story, but I wanted to say that I read these last year and for one night, I was scared shitless and believed in ghosts. I still don't believe in them, but I'm looking forward to being freaked out be these stories again. I just wish it was easier to read all of them with the new commenting format.

I'm probably the only person in the entire world who doesn't really care for Daniel Craig. But Idris Elba? Hell yes I would see that.

I don't see why people should have an issue with Stephen Colbert in the Hobbit. Look at the man. He has the perfect bone structure for an elf. They'll throw a wig on him and have him shoot a bow or something. It's fine.

Agreed. He'll probably show up as an elf or something, he's tall enough and has the bone structure. I think it's awesome and I'm happy for him, since he's such a huge nerd for LOTR like me.

Even the old testament has examples of people using mediums to contact the dead. It's been happening for thousands of years. Whether or not you believe in it, it isn't going anywhere.

I would vote for GWB 100 times before I'd vote for Romney once.

Honestly, to me, anyone who is still "undecided" as this point is using at as a code word for "Don't care, not voting." I doubt a single one of the undecided voters is going to vote this election. If they don't care enough to find out about the candidates at this point, they're going to be too lazy to get out to the…