Adam was farting a whole ten minutes longer than Eve!

I was like this with my room. I kept the door closed at all times so no one could see how messy it was. I had fast food bags all over the floor and clothes and crap. It was embarrassing. I've struggled with depression all my life and that tends to contribute to it. I finally went through and thoroughly cleaned up my…

Omg, I've been making those for years! She copied MY idea!

Ah, ok, I haven't really paid attention to him in the last few years.

He makes fun of himself for being fat though a lot too, though I think that fat jokes are gross as a whole.

When I was about four we went out for dinner on my birthday. My mom is... not the nicest person. Near us sitting at the par were two gay men, and my mom giggled and whispered, "Look at those faggots!" to the other adults at the table like the classy woman she is. I heard this, and wanting to be in on whatever the joke…

I donated to LoL several times and didn't know this. It actually makes me feel better to know that me hair went to someone who really would use it for a long time, rather than a few months.

Cancer isn't the only reason someone might lose their hair, though.

I meant our zoo's hippo, not my own personal pet hippo. That would be interesting!

Yeah, she's just always so happy, and sweet. You just can't hate on her.

Hah, I got peed on by a lion when I was about that age. Our hippo is also notorious for his amazing flying helicopter poop, which got my cousins on more than one occasion, though I was spared from his fecal wrath.

I don't watch a lot of TV because I am a lazy ass, I just know from what I read on Jezebel. But it's stupid to act all high and mighty when I spend so much time on celebrity gossip blogs.

Unless you're a gay man who wants a sexy evil valet.

My grandma would tell Katy Perry's dad that he is a horrible racist, and he should REALLY know that it's the MEXICANS that are ruining this country.

My church pastor is like this and it drives me nuts. I still love the church and the people in it, but the pastor? Needs to get his head out of his ass.

I don't even download them illegally, honestly. I just don't go. I've only seen one movie in the theater in the past three years.

mmmmummmmmmmm!

Two of my brother's best friends are twins. They just graduated from high school and this is a HUGE problem for them, because one did considerably better, worked harder, and got into a great college with a scholarship, while the other one didn't and ended up staying home. The twin who stayed home is bitter and angry…

Hah, I have two identical twin aunts and it is similar for them. They hardly even see each other now. I always forget that they're twins. They are so unalike in personality and now even appearance, as they have different weights and one has gotten surgery, etc. It sort of makes me sad to think about it, but it's their…

Well, they did take her fingerprints to confirm her identity, and then apparently didn't bother to check them.