The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

all that song did was make me want to read naya’s book

Does anyone ever wonder what Eli Gold’s emails would look like?

Kids take up every fucking minute of your goddam life, and they’re an inconvenience to others, which is why Moms usually band together in packs. Spread out the misery.

I read somewhere once that having a kid is a narcissistic thing to do because you want to pass on your genetic line and for men it is more important than women. I personally never wanted kids, when we were young my friends all played with dolls that they pretended were babies. I always wanted to be independent and…

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

I decided not to have children. It’s not bravery, but I do have to prepare myself for the neighborhood functions. The cold shoulder I get from the moms is very chilly.

The View... KILL IT WITH FIRE

They usually are.

Dear men of the world, please note: if you use the word “whore” that many times, I’m just not gonna listen to your opinion.

Nothing good can come from a man named Erick Erickson.

Holy hell, I got a mention! I feel famous. the sad part is that the people still breathing in my family are way scarier than the dead ones.

and then someone later confesses THEIR STORY WAS FAKE! -____-

Oooh! I’ve got one!

The baby one is so scary! I love when commenters link to real news stories.

Don’t forget Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom.

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

Side-eyed scales of justice! It’s perfection, and yet, I’ve never noticed it until now. Well, I guess it makes sense, since shade is supposed to be subtle. I was just too dense to lean towards my friend and whisper, “Did she just?” and for her to whisper back, “SHE DID.”

OMG WUT

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?