Naomi’s beautiful shade.

It isn’t appropriation, it is just an embarrassment to ballet.

With all these funny Vines, that’s your take-away?

Boom. Roasted.

you go to a junior collenge

I am crying about that guy’s face in the bowl of oatmeal vine.

As someone with fetishes, I feel like I can be my truest self by sharing as little with my family as possible.

how is adult babby formed?

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

In marginally related news, I give you BB-Amy:

Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her.

The show was on two days ago. It’s not fair to expect everyone to embargo because you haven’t seen it.

Eat less, work out more, weigh less and still have saddlebags.

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

When is Daylight savings time???

I mean, I watch Married At First Sight. A show being awful does not prevent me from watching it.

This trailer looks so awful that I legitimately frowned the whole way through it, but that will in no way stop me from forcing my husband takes the kids out of the house the day after Thanksgiving so that I can binge watch all 4 episodes. Nothing can temper my excitement.

I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”